Jarrod Alonge - Milking a Dead Cow: Uber‐Deluxe 10 Year Anniversary Negative‐Effort AI Slop Edition punk rock album cover

Milking a Dead Cow: Uber‐Deluxe 10 Year Anniversary Negative‐Effort AI Slop Edition

Jarrod Alonge Album • 2025 35 tracks • 120m 50s

Welcome to the comprehensive punk release page for Milking a Dead Cow: Uber‐Deluxe 10 Year Anniversary Negative‐Effort AI Slop Edition, a studio dynamic record performed by punk band Jarrod Alonge in 2025. Below you will find the verified tracklist, song lengths, and shortcuts to complete song lyrics where available.

Milking a Dead Cow: Uber‐Deluxe 10 Year Anniversary Negative‐Effort AI Slop Edition Tracklist

1

Comically Radical Attitude

2:57

2

Parallel World Tragedy

4:11

3

Too Shy for the Club

4:02

4

Push Pit Pizza Party

4:00

5

Th1rsty Gurl Trag3dy

4:14

6

Suck My Knuckles

3:30

7

Incinerate Baltimore

3:35

8

Crustaceous Exoskeletal Amplitude

3:29

9

I’m So Djent

4:28

10

Impressionable Romantic Desperation

3:35

11

Da D1st4nc3 Btw33n My B4wlz n Ur M0uth

1:44

12

The Fighter

3:25

13

Indescribable Pepperoni Indigestion

3:07

14

Too Holy for My Church

3:27

15

Underworld Tragedy

4:31

16

The Drowner

3:12

17

Prog Metal LAN Party

4:29

18

The Distance to Taco Bell Is Longer Than This Song

2:27

19

The $$$wallower

2:46

20

I’m So Tuff

2:43

21

Take It Metalcore

3:24

22

Suck My Shotgun

4:02

23

Undateable

3:12

24

Sad World Tragedy

4:38

25

Miscalciferic

4:21

26

Sav3 My $wag

3:00

27

Brotherhood Pizza Party

2:03

28

Immeasurable Charismatic Salvation

3:41

29

Pray for Processors

4:20

30

The Distance Between Your Head and Your Torso

3:29

31

Bite My Tongue

2:18

32

Take It Hardcore

2:59

33

Cut My Back

4:01

34

Unfckble

2:52

35

The Skater

2:38

Total: 35 punk tracks • Full Album Runtime: 120m 50s