I'm sitting by the phone
Another Friday night all alone
You said you'd call at 10
Now I'm watchin' Letterman
Oh girl, oh girl
I keep on checking the line
My phone is working just fine
You said you liked me a lot
I guess it was just the pot
You said you liked my new band
Now I'm having sex with my hand
I'm in the mood for a hummer
Too bad you gave me this fake number
