78 Rocks (Lyrics)

I watched this band I used to love Try to fake the poor man's blues Left the club ten bucks poorer I coulda spent on booze! Would've been drunk and happy Instead of sober and bored... Finally cheered up when Jeff turned up And played some power chords If you're gonna rock me Rock me Leperd style If you're gonna rock me You better rock, rock, rock, etc. Rock me Leperd style Or don't rock me at all Give me slop not cock rock schlock That makes me want to puke Rock Leperd style Or don't rock me at all Cheese rock bands gotta scream rock To show they got the groove We've got 78 rocks in this song So we must rock better than they do We can be the cheesiest rock band ever If we grab ourselves and sing real high shake our spandex asses, paint ourselves like girls All image and let the music die! Rock me HANGMEN style!