After This Beer (Lyrics)

I got some things I'd like to tell you Just some things I think might help you Just some things that worked for me I guess you could call it my philosophy I was sitting round here in the chair of life Feel sorry for me, just look at my wife She's got a bruise On her eye She was talking on the phone when my drink went dry After this beer I'll turn the TV on After this beer I'll take the garbage out After this beer I'll cure the common cold After this beer I think I'll have another There is no point in getting involved Because your problems have already been solved Society will take care of you while you're sitting with your buddy and a bottle of brew After a while they'll make you got to work 'Cause you drink all the time and you act like a jerk Hold on a second, I need another beer Gimme another honey C'mon now be a dear After this beer I'll show you who's the boss After this beer You'll get your insolence After this beer I work all fucking day After this beer And now you're gonna pay After this beer When I say get me a beer I mean get me a fucking beer I really showed that stupid bitch I guess I got the 7 year itch It's the second warning, but lost his word the other was made during dinner one day I don't give away, but I see red With thoughts of murder running through my head Then I asked myself a question Will all this booze ever make me insane After this beer I know I'll never change After this beer I guess I was born this way After this beer I think I'm quite together After this beer I better have another