The tour is booked Our goose is cooked This town is looking kind of lean Do you think they even have a fucking scene? Is this Arizona or downtown Pomona? From 2nd Street & Main All of these places look the goddamn fucking same! The directions say just 5 more minutes left to go What do you think the club will be like for tonight's show? Ohh?!? We're playing at a mall [x4] The bags are packed Our van is jacked Where's my fucking sleeping bag? Did you leave it at the stomping party? Our eyes are red, we're underfed If I see another bowl of pasta, I'll punch you in your fucking liar face! Promoter says it's just behind Chick-fil-A But I've never heard of the club that we are playing today What can I say? There is no fucking way? 300 punks are at a mall?!? We're playing at a mall! [x4] Mall! Yeah! Punks! Yeah! ¡¡¡Mall Punks!!!