American Wedding (Lyrics)

Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where is marinated herring? Where is the musicians that got the taste? Where is the supply that's gonna last three days? Where is the band that are like Fanfare, Gonna keep it going for 24 hours? Ta-taran-taran-ta-ta! Ta-taran-taran-ta-ta! Taran-taran-taran-taran-tara-taran-taran-ta-ta! Taran-taran-taran-taran-tara-super-taran-ta-ta! Instead it's one in the morning and DJ's patching up the cords Everybody's full of cake Staring at the floor Proper couples start to mumble That it's time to go People gotta get up early Yep, they gotta go Ta-taran-taran-ta-ta! Ta-taran-taran-ta-ta! Taran-taran-taran-taran-tara-super-taran-ta-ta! Taran-taran-taran-taran-tara-super-taran-ta-ta! Yeah, people gotta get up early And she's got a boyfriend And this whole fucking thing Is one huge disappointment And nothing gets these bitches going Not even Gypsy Kings Nobody talks about my Supertheory of Supereverything! So be a Donald Trump Or be an anarchist Make sure that your wedding Doesn't end up like this I understand the cultures Of a different kind But here word celebration Just doesn't come to mind! Ta-taran-taran-ta-ta! Ta-taran-taran-ta-ta! Taran-taran-taran-taran-tara-taran-taran-ta-ta! Taran-taran-taran-taran-tara-taran-taran-ta-ta! Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where is marinated herring? Where is the musicians that got the taste? Where is the supply that's gonna last three days? Where is the band that are like Fanfare, Gonna keep it going for 24 hours? Ta-taran-taran-ta-ta! Ta-taran-taran-ta-ta! Taran-taran-taran-taran-tara-super-taran-ta-ta! Super-taran-taran-taran-tara-super-taran-ta-ta! [repeat]