Here we go! The turnout tonight is weak, The crowd is looking meager Only 40 to 50 in the flock, But 3 more beers and I'm playin' Woodstock And you can probably see that we're not all that tight But a couple more drinks will alter your sight That does not mean fight I'm not saying I have to be drunk But tequila shots make it more fun Oh, I'm havin' fun Oh, beer goggles Oh, beer goggles, I love to put them on Them on Next to each other at the bar She's thinkin', "He's the one," I'm thinkin', "Where's my car?" She thinks I look good, obviously she didn't smell that fart "What kind of cologne is that you're wearing?" Hey man, it's a start "Hi, my name's Barbie." "My name is Ken." The perfect couple, 'cause we're drunk in the head Oh, I'm drunk again Oh, beer goggles, Oh, beer goggles, I love to put them on The one size fits all!!!