Big Plans of Sleeping In (Lyrics)

Every day's a hassle when you never sleep at night Tossing and turning and shaking uncomfortably But today's the fucking weekend So we're sleeping until five Wake up and lock the door and burn off calories Never let go when you talk to me Your stories are boring, they put me to sleep That's just what I wanted And I swear that's what I needed My busy day of sleeping in Cut power to the cell phones, automate all replies Pass out on couches, put wings in the microwave Open up a bottle, it'll beep when they are done Heard it beep. Fuck it, man. Let's have another one Do you have a prob if I drink some more? You don't have a problem. Let's both drink some more 'Cause this is all I needed, yeah, alcohol and coffee My busy day of sleeping in They're all mindless sheep, oh yeah Let's kick everybody's ass and teeth Right in Nails right through their feet, oh yeah The world can't move now, let's go back to sleep When we rejoin the public, we'll just laugh at everyone The chumps who celebrate four-month anniversaries They're all fucking suckers, and I'm done with everyone 'Cause I finally found someone who's antisocial with me Never let go when you talk to me Your stories are boring, they put me to sleep Everyone can die now 'Cause I found you and you're perfect My busy day of sleeping in My busy day of sleeping in My busy day of sleeping in