Criminal Mischief (Lyrics)

If I ever get arrested again, I've just got to make it big my friend Cause talk is cheap and violence is funny, we got drunk and fucked up their party Go to a party at a ritzy high rise, knock on the door, what a surprise! Smashing tables, breaking chairs, Tim threw a cat down the stairs When they throw me in the back of the car, I know what it'll be for Criminal mischief, they called the law Criminal mischief, kick a hole in the wall Criminal mischief, I don't give a shit About all you stupid pricks Go to a party in a ritzy high rise, knock on the door, what a surprise! Smashing tables, breaking chairs, Tim threw a cat down the stairs Hate art fags and the new wave, Face put a basketball in the microwave When they throw me in the back of the car, I know what it'll be for Criminal mischief, they called the law Criminal mischief, kick a hole in the wall Criminal mischief, I don't give a shit About all you stupid pricks Criminal mischief, they called the law Criminal mischief, kick a hole in the wall Criminal mischief, I don't give a shit About all you stupid pricks Running loose in the food store, open up..... running out the door Here comes a cop with a gun in his hand, I just pissed in the fresh fruit stand Talk is cheap and violence is funny, we got drunk and fucked up their party When they throw me in the back of the car, I know what it'll be for They think that I got no sense, I'm having fun at their expense Criminal mischief, they called the law Criminal mischief, kick a hole in the wall Criminal mischief, I don't give a shit you stupid pricks Criminal mischief, they called the law Criminal mischief, kick a hole in the wall Criminal mischief, I don't give a shit About all you stupid pricks