Handjobs for Jesus (Lyrics)

I don't know what is I don't know what makes me feel alive Cause all this time I've been alone The bible says it all But when they wrote that book, the earth was flat They needed hope, they needed faith I've spent all this time analyzing All this time scrutinizing All this time hypothesizing All this time philosophizing Is this life random and meaningless? They saw a burning bush If I would starve myself for ninety days, well, I'd have visions of my own Love your neighbor as yourself If I loved myself last night does that mean I need to jerk my neighbor off as well? I've spent all this time analyzing All this time scrutinizing (What's it worth?) All this time hypothesizing All this time philosophizing Is this life random and meaningless? Don't make this troubled? Don't make this complicated? In Jesus there's an answer for everyone What if I never heard of Jesus? What if I was born alone in a cell? (You would burn, burn in...) Heaven will wait, heaven's too late I choose to find my heaven here on Earth So all religion can go straight, straight to hell God has spoken God will smote all the Earth God has spoken God will smote all the Earth God has spoken, God has spoken (God has spoken, God has spoken) Spoken Spoken *** Walking down life's highway I finally found my soulmate In Jesus Yeah, in Jesus Oh he's a friend when I had none Handjobs for the homeless With Jesus Yeah, with Jesus (Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!) Come on, come on, come on Come on, come on, come on Handjobs for Jesus Handjobs for Jesus Come on, come on, come on Come on, come on, come on Handjobs for Jesus Handjobs for Jesus Handjobs for Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! [Clip of Bush speaking: Christ. Because he changed my heart.]