I`m Only Here for the Booze (Lyrics)

If there´s a party, I will not come Unless the booze is free and they have a lot If you invite me, well you better not I will look around your house To find out what you´ve got Tequila, I can feel the smell Whiskey, I´m fucking raising hell If there´s a kitchen, I´ll sneak in there When no one sees me I will empty your fridge A cup of welcome, in a teeny glass I have no time for sweet and sickly So I drink it fast Moonshine, a taste of fusel Non-alcoholic, watch me puking [Ref:] Some people are here cause their friends are here (I´m not) Some people are here for the food (eat ‘til you blow) But I have no time for anything like that Cause I´m only here for the booze