I Want Your Badge (Lyrics)

i want your badge, i wanna stick it up your goddam ass how do you think it's gonna feel to shit it out the next morning? let me read you your rights, oh fuck it. you ain't got no rights...hernia hey, mr. officer, can you please help me, sir can you please bend over? i've got something for you beat me, cuff me, arrest me, ruff me crocodile mouth and tell me that you'll plant something on me, i'll plant your badge in you take me to jail just cos i was driving my car without my license when you could have just called in and found out i really had one don't you think that beating me up was enough punishment for playing in the playland balls? don't you know that billy club's gonna hurt when it goes up your butt and around the corner that's when you find a loner frame with crack, though you're the owner, that ain't nothing new beat me, cuff me, arrest me, ruff me gay bashing, black harrassing, supposed to help, but you're not helping, that's what you oughtta do say you're sorry, "oh i'm sorry" that's not good enough.