I'm Not a Loser (Lyrics)

Think that I'm a loser, 'Cause my pants are really too low Think that I'm a slob, 'Cause I got holes in my shoes Think my cock is like, Just like my dirty shirt Well you can fuck off, 'Cause I'm working sixty a week You think that life is really tough When your daddy won't buy you a brand new car Take a girl out, she won't fuck you, You just bought her a gram of coke Spent all your money on shitty coke I'm not a loser! That's right, I'm not a loser! I'm not a loser! Cruise down the boulevard wasting mommy's gas While you're looking for some kicks on Friday night Your only goal in life is to smoke a joint And decide how you're gonna get laid tonight You are a fucking son-of-a-bitch, you arrogant assholes Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos You suck, Mr. Buttfuck, you don't belong here Go away, you fucking gay. I'm not a loser!