Draco, you're crying again Are you sad that your dad is in Azkaban? Well you know that it goes With working for the man And if you didn't want that Well you should have made other friends Draco, you're crying again Have you been spending more time In Myrtle's bathroom? Well we know that you have A thing for dark arts But we didn't know that You were a phantasmaphile Draco, you're crying again Are you said that you turned your best friends into women? Well we know that you've had Trouble with the girls Pansy Parkinson's not much So I guess you turn to Crab and Goyle (Go!)