Sitting in the corner, cookin' up a ruse Laughing with the Hard Skin, drinkin' lodsa booze Along comes the old brill, stinking up the drum Talking fuckin' bollocks, talking' out his bum Law and Order - up your arse You make me laugh - you're a fuckin' farce Law and Order - up your arse You make me laugh - you're a fuckin' farce Accusing us of this, accusing us of that Fuckin' stupid bastard, pork scratchin' twat You're down the road johnny, fuckin sort him out If you need some muscle, give the boys a shout Law and Order - up your arse You make me laugh - you're a fuckin' farce Law and Order - up your arse You make me laugh - you're a fuckin' farce Fuckin' sort it! Sort it! Fuckin' sort it! You know you better sort it out! Law and Order - up your arse You make me laugh - you're a fuckin' farce Law and Order - up your arse You make me laugh - you're a fuckin' farce Law and Order - up your arse You make me laugh - you're a fuckin' farce Law and Order - up your arse You make me laugh - you're a fuckin' FARCE! Shove it up your ass! Fuck off!