My Restaurant (Lyrics)

Well I met a girl, but she doesn’t work here And she wasn’t one I could keep The last thing I saw was a sticker, no fear Through the smoke from the tires of her jeep I’m lucky that the turnover’s high ‘cause things are never boring ‘Cause everyone is having everyone at my restaurant Everyone here wants me to date the waitress Who just moved here from Vermont And now that I did, everyone who works here Is doing someone from the restaurant Now everyone I’m talking about knows everything I do or say ‘Cause everyone is having everyone at my restaurant Saturday, and she’s got to work The only place we can meet is the walk-in-fridge She gets off late, and then I want to be there Drinking after hours I met a girl, but she doesn’t work here And she wasn’t one I could keep The last thing I saw was a sticker, no fear Through the smoke from the tires of her jeep Now everyone I’m talking about knows everything I do or say ‘Cause everyone is having everyone at my restaurant At my restaurant [x3]