PureRacket

Not Guilty (Lyrics)

I went to court today They took my license away for operating "OUI" I saw the magisrate, He said, "Kid get it straight, You just can't drink and drive." I took my old Ford van Full of empty beer cans Drove up Route 106 (I don't know why) I passed a police man, He pulled me over And then said, "Recite your alphabet..." (He said your alphabet) "A-B-C-D-E-F-G, H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P, Q-R-S-T" (Q-R-S-T) And then I stopped at "U" I didn't quite know what I'd do I guess I failed the man's sobriety test But I'm not guilty- Not guilty! Well I'm not guilty- Not guilty! I had to wait in jail, Till my mom could get me bail I got a lawyer too, (a lawyer too) He said I might be in luck For 75 hundred bucks, To see what he could do But I'm not guilty- Not guilty! Well I'm not guilty- Not guilty! But I'm not guilty Not guilty! Well I'm not guilty- Not guilty! So please won't you give me my license back?