My name is Tom and I'm funky (Beatsteaks, Beatsteaks, Beatsteaks, Beatsteaks) I won't shake my ass I won't rock the desk I won't hold a mess And I do confess I come clean I use vaseline So fuck the scene Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Oh my god, this band is tight Oh my god, I cannot hide I'm not ready to rock I'm not ready to rock Oh my god, this band is tight Oh my god Come on I'm not ready to rock Come on I'm not ready to rock Come on I'm not ready to rock Come on So fuck the scene Ready to rock Ready to rock Ready to rock