Ode to My Family (Lyrics)

Yeah When Dad Gets Home Yeah, We're Scared To Death 'Cause Mom Ain't Happy 'Til They're Both Fighting But It's Great That You Stay Together For The Kids It's Important That We Learn All About Violence And Where Dad Keeps His Guns Where Mom Likes To Hide Her Prescriptions Alcohol Marijuana Vicodin Knows How To Put The "Fun" In Dysfunction But What Doesn't Kill You Only Makes You Stronger And Tortures You Tortures You A Little Longer Ode To My Family 'Cause Without You I Don't Know Who The Hell I'd Be This Is An Ode To My Family Now I'm Gonna Hang Myself From My Family Tree When Dad's Passed Out Drunk And Unconscious Mom Steals Money From His Wallet But It's Great That You're Teaching Us These Life Lessons Like How To Numb The Pain And Not Get Caught Stealing How To Lie And Cheat How To Cover Up Infidelity Divorce Foreclosure And Abandonment Knows How To Put The "Fun" In Dysfunction But What Doesn't Kill You Only Makes You Stronger And Tortures You Tortures You A Little Longer Ode To My Family 'Cause Without You I Don't Know Who The Hell I'd Be This Is An Ode To My Family Now I'm Gonna Hang Myself From My Family Tree Drown Myself In Alcohol (Oh, Oh) The Neighbors Talk But Fuck 'Em All I Tired To Kill Myself (Oh, Oh) 'Cause I'd Rather Die Than Live In Hell My Parents Split (Oh, Oh) When I Needed Them Most I Hang My Noose And Start To Choke Ode To My Family 'Cause Without You I Don't Know Who The Hell I'd Be This Is An Ode To My Family Now I'm Gonna Hang Myself From My Family Tree When Dad Gets Drunk Yeah, We Hit The Deck And Mom Gets Strangled Around The Neck But It's Great That You Stay Together For The Kids It's Important That We Learn All About Violence And How To Call Nine-One-One Fill Out A Report At The Police Station Alcohol Marijuana Vicodin Knows How To Put The "Fun" In Dysfunction