it is with the sincerest regret that i inform you of a series of wonderful but unfortunate events half truths and full lies a choked laugh, a robust cry a unfettered zest for life within a vespiary of vice optimistically pessimistic positively negative i love life, but hate society the world is full and i’m half empty all that repels me attracts me all that disgusts me fascinates me every thing seems so rich when i’m living cheap one just need look at the headlines and then go outside to comprehend the utter disgust of being human and the pure joy of being alive