Two Martinis From Now (Lyrics)

It's been awhile, and looking back I keep losing track of how long it's been and who left who again, and since when the little hand is on the one and I have just begun to suck on a lime and start learning to tell time I started feeling low a beer ago and in about a gin and tonic or two I'll be a blue hawaiian away from crying for you Two martinis from now it won't matter much anyhow I started to overflow two martinis ago I couldn't last one gimlet more but I've still got time for a sob and a sigh and one more whiskey and rye just when by the little hand is on the two I wonder what I'll do if it gets to three how many teardrops will that be? I bow my head and pray to be ok and in a half a manhattan or so I'll have two our fathers and one bloody mary to go Two martinis hence it might start to make some sense I unsealed my fate one fifth of bourbon too late Watch me now! the little hand is on the three how many teardrops will it be till I collapse and your memory's under wraps? there's so much getting through to catch up to I'm still four white russians behind I feel a Jim Bean shining on me I might be losing my mind In a teardrop or two it'll be time to get over you and I'll figure out just how two martinis from now