Valentino (Lyrics)

She got a valentine from Gary I opened it up it said, "would you please be mine?" I sent her flowers and some candy, yeah She opened em up and said, "you're tryin to make fat" Now i.....i.....i.....just want a new girlfriend yeah i.....i.....i.....just want someone to make me laugh i.....i.....i.....just want a new girlfriend i.....i.....i.....just want someone to laugh at me Not too smart, not too tall, likes to watch t.v. and play basketball I bought a car and i let her drive it, yeah she opened the doors and said, "oh bother this is red" I gave her all my notes from algebra, yeah She opened em up and said, "i can't believe you're so stupid" Now i.....i.....i.....just want a new girlfriend yeah i.....i.....i.....just want someone to make me laugh i.....i.....i.....just want a new girlfriend i.....i.....i.....just want someone to laugh at me Not too smart, not too tall, likes to watch t.v. and play basketball Now i.....i.....i.....just want a new girlfriend yeah i....i.....i.....just want someone to make me laugh i.....i.....i.....just want a new girlfriend i.....i.....i.....just want somoen to laugh at me Yeah i, just want her to look at me, yup I, just want her to talk to me I won't ever make her wash my car, no I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh