We’ve Got a Bigger Problem Now (Lyrics)

[Spoken:] Last call for alcohol Last call for your freedom of speech Drink up, happy hour is now enforced by law. Don't forget our house special. It's called the tricky dickie screw driver, it's got 1 part Jack Daniels, 2 parts purple Koolaide, and a jegger of fermaldahyde from a jar with Hitlers brain in it we got in the back store room. Happy trails to you. Happy Trails to you. I am Emperor Ronald Reagan Born again with fascist cravings Still, you made me president Human rights will soon go 'way I am now our Shah today Now I command all of you Now you're gonna pray in school I'll make sure they're christian too [Chorus:] California Uber alles California Uber alles Uber alles California Uber alles California Klu Klux Klan will control you Still you think it's natural Nigger knockin' for the master race Still you wear the happy face You closed your eyes, can't happen here Alexander Haig is near Vietnam won't come back you say Join the army or you will pay Join the army or you will pay [Chorus] [Spoken:] That's it, just relax, have another drink, if you want pretzels, a little more MSG, turn on those Dallas Cowboys on your TV. Lock you doors, close your minds. It's time for the... Welcome to 1984 Are you ready for the Third World War?!? You too will meet the secret police They'll draft you and they'll jail your niece You'll go quietly to boot camp They'll shoot you dead, make you a man Don't you worry, it's for a cause Feeding global corporations' clause! Die on our brand new poison gas El Salvador or Afghanistan Making money for President Reagan Making money for President Reagan And all the friends of President Reagan [Chorus]